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I knew my taco senses were tingling

I knew my taco senses were tingling

(Source: cannibalprince, via drhfgordon)

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Shut your fuzzy face.

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detectivewayne:

[He was tempted to throw a kiwi at him, but he’d hate to bruise the kiwi]

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detectivewayne:

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Like I had a choice with th’beer part.

[Still, he is going through the fruit, and damn, Barry did a good job picking them out.] Hmm… I’m thinking fruit tart. Like you.

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drhfquinzel:

selinakyle-thecat:

"Um, Harleen?"

"…oh. That trip.”

Ah the crunchy granola phase

drhfquinzel:

selinakyle-thecat:

"Um, Harleen?"

"…oh. That trip.”

Ah the crunchy granola phase

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detectivewayne:

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Don’t even start. Y’brought fruit because y’want me t’make something for y’with it.

You’re a funny one Connor. You know how to make with the jokes

I’ll be over here on the couch while you go through the box o fruit. Thanks for the beer by the way

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detectivewayne:

Sweet words indeed. Well, that makes sense.

Oh man, really? C’moooooon.

My dad likes to say are you feeling froggy? Then jump. It’s like the precursor to a beat down

You are cut off dude. Banned. Finished. Done. Over. Kaput

(Source: barryquinzel)

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detectivewayne:

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Dude, where did y’even come from?

I have skills

I even bring you fruit and this is how you treat me

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detectivewayne:

barryquinzel:

What’s this

My someone is feeling froggy and trying to start some shit senses are tingling

Well at least now I know where Harleen got that phrase from.

Gosh Barry, who would want t’start crap with you? What a notion.

Harl knows sweet words of wisdom when she hears them. Our dad says it if you really wanna know

Three’s no more spooning for you man. You are cut off