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detectivewayne:

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Oh good, so we can still have our furry little bush babies.

I know right? S’all way harder than y’think. Still, I didn’t mind it. Th’Comish hated that my paperwork tended t’have crumbs on them though…

Sure if you’re still into that sort of thing. You’re carrying them to term though.

My lieutenant tells me to get out of his office. A lot. You’d think he’d stop calling me into his office to kick me out of it. Bureaucracy is weird.

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detectivewayne:

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And a sha-something shalom t’you too.

And here I thought you’d left me for someone else finally.

This fine physique is all yours.

Being a cop is hard. There’s reports. And filing. And a lot of typing. How the hell did you do the shield and gun gig for so long?

*6

detectivewayne:

[sees a giant roasted pepper signal in the skies above Brooklyn]

CHIIIIIIPOOOOOOOTLEEEEEEEEE

[The call has been made. Will the Hebrew Hammer answer?]

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I knew my taco senses were tingling

I knew my taco senses were tingling

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drhfquinzel replied to your photo
Shut your fuzzy face.

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detectivewayne:

[He was tempted to throw a kiwi at him, but he’d hate to bruise the kiwi]

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(Source: drhfgordon)

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detectivewayne:

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Like I had a choice with th’beer part.

[Still, he is going through the fruit, and damn, Barry did a good job picking them out.] Hmm… I’m thinking fruit tart. Like you.

(Source: drhfgordon)

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drhfquinzel:

selinakyle-thecat:

"Um, Harleen?"

"…oh. That trip.”

Ah the crunchy granola phase

drhfquinzel:

selinakyle-thecat:

"Um, Harleen?"

"…oh. That trip.”

Ah the crunchy granola phase

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detectivewayne:

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Don’t even start. Y’brought fruit because y’want me t’make something for y’with it.

You’re a funny one Connor. You know how to make with the jokes

I’ll be over here on the couch while you go through the box o fruit. Thanks for the beer by the way

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